The queen of the side-eye has arrived
CLAWDIA
100% CATITUDE
Do not pet the ego.
Cat face.
Diva attitude.
She’s not judging you.
Well… a little bit, yes.
Nine lives. Zero interest in socializing.
that look
says it all.
says it all.
The internet has a new owner.Scroll. She isn’t moving. ↓
The mood is Clawdia
One face. A thousand hints.
If you see yourself in it, that’s no accident. ↙
ME WHEN THEY SAY “SMILE”
OUT OF OFFICE. INDEFINITELY.
FIRST THE BOWL. THEN OPINIONS.
OUTSIDE IS FOR OTHER CATS.
I DIDN’T CLIMB. I ASCENDED.
I DON’T CHASE. I INSPECT.
APPROVED BY THE BOARD
CLAWDIA C.A 0x6551a70dca4b941b00de4411e4bbf63cac4233e7
Incorporated under
the laws of vibes.
A private limited company in name only. Her name is her contract address — everything else is already final.
- Legal form
- Public limited company — named by its contract
- Registry no.
- 9-LIVES-0001
- Chain
- Robinhood Chain — chain ID 4663, gas in ETH
- Social
- @ClawdiaLive
- Tax ID
- PAW-0000-4663
- Purpose
- Side-eye, judgment, the occasional purr
- Headquarters
- The sunny spot on your floor
- Board of directors
- Clawdia. Chair, forever.
- Employees
- 1 (also the Chair)
- Shareholders
- None. She keeps every share.
- Fiscal year
- Ends the moment she loses interest
- Business hours
- Awake, or asleep. Do not knock.
Board resolution no. 1: the Chair declines all interviews, cuddles and shareholder meetings. This document is binding to nobody and to her absolutely.
Registry 9-LIVES-0001Filed under: unbothered